****Two insurance claims managers are discussing business one day. One manager asked “I heard there are 20 surveyors working for you?”
The other manager replied ” They seem to be twenty but I consider half of them.”
***The other day my house caught fire. The insurance surveyor said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?”
I said, “Fire and theft.”
Insurance surveyor frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind of policy, it Should be fire OR theft.”
Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if the theft take place while the house is on fire.