Donot laugh at me:
You May be an insurance surveyor if . . .
You reach for your wallet just to make sure it’s still there when you hear a claimant say, “I only want what’s coming to me ….”
You read about a spectacular and tragic accident in your local newspaper or see it on TV and say aloud, “Wow – that’s gonna’ be a big claim!”
You may be an independent surveyor if you scan The Weather Channel for emerging tropical storms in the ocean and yell, “COME ON, BABY!!”
Your car sports a bumper sticker that reads, “Adjusters get no release.”
You know that a body shop has nothing to do with a massage parlor.
You know that a frame-straightener is not found inside an optician’s shop.
You can speak for twenty minutes straight on the pro’s and con’s of aftermarket parts.
Finally, you may be a surveyor if . . . You can use the word “betterment” with a straight face.