Two insurance agents were driving down a country road at high speed and passed a pickup truck with an old couple inside. “Look at those fools, ┬áMust be a couple of insurance agents and they will surely meet their maker soon, I tell you.”

Well, sure enough, a little while later the couple comes across a bad accident involving the two insurance agents. “Well dear, we got to do what any good man would do and give them a decent burial.”

So the couple dug a hole and buried the insurance agents. Just as they were putting their tools away, a cop drives up. “You folks see this accident?”

“No sir, but we knew the dam fools were going to have it when they passed us doing a hundred miles an hour. Well, we finally came across the accident and gave them insurance agents, a decent burial”

“You were sure that they were dead??”
“Well, they said they weren’t, but you know how those insurance agents always exaggerate!”