Insurance Jokes:

1. What do an insurance policy and a woman have in common?

They are both expensive, difficult to understand and what you get is not guaranteed.


2. An insurance surveyor visited his local museum and accidentally knocked over a statue.

The museum curator said to him, “That’s a six hundred year old statue that you’ve broken!”

The insurance agent replied, “Thank God for that! I thought it was a new one.”


3. What do hospital gowns and insurance policies have in common?

You’re never covered as much as you think you are.